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Who is the last person you kissed?
Brent... over two months ago, before I broke up with him... -grumble grumble grumble-

How would you react if you walked in on your sibling having sex?
Precise reactions depend on the sibling.
My little brother: I'd be really confused and grossed out.
My older sister: I'd be like "FINALLY!"

Have you ever gotten burnt by a cigarette?
Not that I know of...

Are you taller then 5'5?
Nope! I'm shoooooorrrrt.

Have you kissed anyone today?
Neh-heh. NOT YET. -shifty eyes-

Your phone is ringing. It's the person you fell hardest for, what do you say?
"Allo!... hi... hi... hello... Mary... me... it's me... yeah. Hi."
W00t for matching awkwardness.

If you found out that you were going to be a parent, what would you do?
ABSTINENCE IS 99.9% EFFECTIVE, apparently... Well... my name is Mary...
I'd figure things out. I'd keep the baby.


This past summer, did you have a "thing" with anyone?
Yes

What are your feelings for your ex?
Sort of really disgruntled and guilty... and annoyed and hurt that he's accusing me... JDFj aksdfjkdslf sdf dGRAWLLLERSSSS.

Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them?
One pair just has rips all over the knees, but other than that, my pants are WHOLE.

Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
Yes. A couple people, actually.

Do you know anyone that drinks?
Uh-huh... no one profusely, though.

Why did you last feel like crying?
-grumble grumble-

Your ex wants you back, but you are in a relationship, what do you do?
... well aren't you an intuitive little quiz...
You know precisely what's going on right now, don't you?
I'd stay with the person I was with... I have no intentions of looking back.

What do you want right this second?
... my fox... -goes and gets- Okay, I'm happy. Now some milk plz?

Anyone pissing you off?
Yes. Disappointing and pissing me off...

Your last ex rapes your best friend. What do you do?
What the baking cookies??? He wouldn't do that...
I'd kill him with his face.

What are your plans for the weekend?
Well, homework. Then sleep. Then back to school.

Have you ever been cheated on?
Not that I know of.

Have you ever wished you could've had someone but you messed that up?
No... I don't regret anything... some things just didn't work out, but I don't mind all that much.

When you're getting ready for something, do you listen to music?
Yes, usually Ingrid Michaelson or Death Cab For Cutie.

Anything good happening tomorrow?
YES. -dances around happily with her fox-

Are you wasting your time on someone?
No. I'm certainly not.

Are you texting anyone?
I don't text very often...

Where was your default picture taken?
Nicki's house, methinks!

Do you check your texts right away when you receive them?
Yes, unless I'm in class, because then I wonder why I didn't turn off my phone...

Do you secretly like someone?
Not secretly.

Out of all your friends who knows you the best?
Hurr... there are four that know me really well.

First person to speak to you in 09?
Hurm... I don't... remember.. where I was...

Whats your sign?
Capricorn. GOATASTIC.

Who were you with this time of the year last year?
Hem... Seb.

Is it okay to kiss people when you're single?
Well, yes, it is, I just... don't anymore. Depends on the situation, really...

Do you always answer your phone?
YES. IT RINGS AND I ANSWER IT BECAUSE IT IS MY GOD.

Does anyone ever spell your name wrong?
Nope... Mary is fairly simple.

Where is your bestfriend right now?
Home, I believe.

Have your parents ever caught you drinking?
Nope... I don't drink.

Can you honestly say that you're okay right now?
YES.

Will you be up before 7AM tomorrow?
Indeed... schoolschoolschool.

What will you be doing at 9pm tonight?
Homework, probably.

When was the last time someone of the opposite sex gave you a hug?
Two days ago. Unless you count my dad, then one day ago.

How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
4 or 5... I mean, not that I would tell every single one of them all of my problems... but I know that if I seriously needed help, as in, I'M BEING MUGGED. HELP. They would help me. And if they told me to start running... I would run, no questions asked.

Has anyone ever called you a bitch?
I don't know... I really hope not... and I'm sorry if I've ever warranted being called that...

Last argument you got into with?
-sighs- I don't really count it as an argument.

Do you tend to rip the paper off water bottles?
Yep.

How long does it take for you to fall asleep at night?
30 minutes to 2 hours.

What's the closest thing to you?
Chair.

What's the greatest thing that happened to you today?
Olives!

Are you missing anyone/ something?
Yes... I miss Nicki a lot.

Are you a naturally happy person?
Yes! I try not to make my problems a big deal unless I really need help.

How fast does your mood change?
Very slowly... and sometimes very unnaturally quickly.

Has your heart ever been broken?
I think so.

Have you ever met someone who is amazing?
Yes... yes I have...

When was the last time someone made you nervous?
Yesterday. Good kind of nervous.

If your ex said they hate you, you say?
I wouldn't... know what to say... I don't think I would deserve it though, the way he's acting right now...

In the past week have you cried?
No... I don't cry very often at all...
Did you know the average man cries about 5 or 6 times a year? And it's usually a happy crying or a movie-induced crying or a my-life-is-seriously-messed-up-and-I-have-really-good-reason-to-be-this-upset crying. I cry once or twice a year... three tops...
Most women cry around 38 times a year though, and it's usually over daily stresses building up on them... but a lot of the time it's the my-life-is-seriously-messed-up-and-I-have-really-good-reason-to-be-this-upset crying too.

Was the last time your heart pounded like crazy for a good or bad reason?
-dances merrily with fox- Yesterday.

Do you get annoyed by one word conversations?
What?
Yeah.
Sure.

YES. SO. ANNOYING. A ONE WORD ANSWER IS NOT OKAY FOR A THREE HUNDRED WORD QUESTION.

Reason behind the last time you cried really hard?
January finals, Freshman year.

Are you afraid of falling in love?
Yes. But being afraid hasn't stopped me...

Think back to June. Were you in a relationship?
Yes...

Was your last kiss, standing up, sitting down, or laying down?
Standing up or laying down... I don't remember...

Are your nails painted pink?
Pink and yellow... like strawberry banana milkshakes or Luxord and Marluxia in the same bed.

Five hours ago, were you touching a person of the opposite sex?
Nope...

What were you doing lastnight at midnight?
Trying to figure out wear my speakers went.

What do you usually do first in the morning?
Get really confused and angry at my phone if it won't turn off right away... Or realize I'm way too hot and open all my windows and turn off my heat... or fall back asleep.